2 1 Begin (Doors opening) Heavy: Now is coward kill *slams into fence* *PYRO SOUNDS* oh *heavy fart sound* *heavy error* what is this? *shooting sounds and scout screaming* smells good it’s not sandwich. DELICIOUS ITS SOLDIER YA BOIS *soldier grabs katanas out of nowhere* WHERE THAT CAME FROM??? *heavy screams in pain but there is no pain* *blast* OH. *soldier falls to death* MERASMUS (did i even spell that right) heavy be like what just happened *heavy thinks of master plan and evil smile* time for CART RIDING isn’t that too much- well. no comment. blank ITS HEAVY ADVENTURES 1! also where did he get that haircut form *pokemon music playing* STOP *lets have fun* o look is engineer WAIT THATS TWO ENGINEERS *sentry beep* *mosquito doing mosquito things.wav* *sentries fire very loudly* *rip scout second time in a row* *engineers laughing.mp3* Heavy: Stoopid engineers! let dis be lesson for you *blast* wut *blast* Engie1: what the *blast x2* *sentries rotation* dat look engineers be like: we are screwed Engie2: Darn *sentries fire, engineers scream in terror* *ROCKETS EXPLODE, ENGINEERS BELIEVE THEY CAN FLY* *engineers scream MORE* dat look (again) and engies fly into space *heavy can’t stop laughing* Heavy: New weapon is gud wtfmusic.mp3 *blast* *blast* Demoman: AHH (while heavy gives him free hats) ded uhh what are these shoes *sneakybeaky scout with pink shoes in background* what’s here? rip scout (3rd time) *wild west music* sniper so op Wild West Sniper: Gotcha, ya spastic little gremlin! *heavy hat attack AGAIN?* WHAT *sniper screams* *boom* why did no one notice sniper falling its gonna be boom again *explosions* ALSO IS EVERYONE AFK *someone’sbodypartfalling.video* yes pyro good oh no its spah what are you waiting FOR? *blast* spy: huh *wtf pyro.video* heavy is TERROR *blasts.wav* yes medic RAUS *blast* :O NEW TEAM COLOR! *BLAST* MEDIC IS WOOD NOW medic: men (i think?) *blast* WOAH WHAT *rip teleporter (is now burning)* *spy got rekt* Spy: I appear to have bursted into flames *demoman bomb jump* AH i believe i can fly *blast blast* AHHHHHHHHHH WHO DIS IS RED HEAVY *minigun spinning sound* oh (i didn’t know u could do that) ohhhhhhhhhhhh AH *flies off into space (will meet engineers) red heavy: stupid cow shit fucking coward sandwich red heavy (once again): i will find you, and i will kill you *red heavy laugh* *blast blast* *shotgunsound.wav* Soldier: Move up engie *robotsounds* Red Engie: Ain’t that a cute little gun (its not little) *gun spinning sounds* *gun firing* *plane sounds, also explosions* (trump wall?) is that… a pistol? OH NO! *gun shots* *rip engie and soldier* *soldier screams* *more gun shots* *blast* *blast* *blastapocalypse* *heavy laughing and more blastapocalypse* *ol ol ol ol ol ol* OH NO *dumb face* *fail.wav* *soldier screams not understandably* STILL SCREAMS ok no this is getting boring AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *black screen* YES THANKS FOR WATCHING *more pokemon music in background* *heavy flying* PLS DON’T HIDE MUSIC NAMES I WANNA SEE!!! (ain’t i hiding some music names too) rip music is gone map: pl_badwater there programs (why did heavy teleport suddenly) is garry’s mod, fraps for recording and sony vegas pro 11. and there go the programs… THE VIDEO IS OVER. GO DO MORE IMPORTANT STUFF, THANKS.